Passing the Danish driving test is no small feat! I passed my practical driving test today, and now this Danish drivers license conversion nightmare is finally behind me!!!
I left an hour ahead of test time so I could take one last road lesson before facing the firing squad. I brazenly drove Audrey II to the test, knowing full well that they’d take my license if I failed. I don’t think my instructor approved because she mentioned something a bit sarcastic about my optimism ;-)
My instructor was not kidding when she said the interpreter “isn’t very good.” After exchanging pleasantries, she asked how good my Danish is, and whether I needed her to translate “right” and “left.” Um, yes. I’m paying you to be my interpreter and though I might know my venestre from my højre, I need to focus on passing the Danish driving test—not which is which.
Soon, an unpleasant looking examiner joined us and asked through the interpreter for my papers, including my temporary license. Oy vey! I did not want to part with that little slip of freedom, but I did, and he complimented me on passing the Danish driving test theory exam on the first go. Perhaps we were developing a rapport?
Through the interpreter, he said we’d be starting with some practical questions. I’d translated and memorized the whole study sheet so I was cool…
“Horn? Must have one, clear consistent tone.”
“Exhaust and engine? Must not emit any unnecessary noise or fumes, must not leak oil, and must be airtight and firmly secured to the vehicle.”
Then it started to go south. She asked me how many of something that didn’t make any sense whatsoever, I’m not even sure it was English, the car must have. I asked her to rephrase and she said she didn’t know the word. I asked her which part of the car it was related to, and she didn’t know. OK…
Is it headlights? 2 white or yellow in the front, illuminating 30m or 100m without dazzling, 2 parking lights that must be visible at 300 m.
Indicators? Yellow so that they’re visible in the sun, 2 each at the front, sides, and back.
Rear lights? 2 red, visible at 300 m, 3 brake lights, 2 reflectors that must not be triangular, and 1 license plate illuminator.
Shock absorbers? es, shock absorbers… 1 at each weel so the car immediately stops bouncing if pressed very hard.
At that point, I’d dazzled the instructor with my knowledge/preparation, and he began speaking directly to me in English. Phew… passing the Danish driving test might actually be an option today!
I was prepared for the worst. In the hour before the test, I’d driven in downtown, the pedestrian area, areas which had the super confusing non-marked “give way right” intersections, rotaries until I was dizzy, and I’d parallel parked 6 times.
Anyway, he took me driving over a railroad crossing (slow down look both ways), on narrow country roads with tractors, cyclists, runners, etc. There were plenty of opportunities to screw up passing the Danish driving test. I was waiting for the parallel park, but the trickiest maneuver he sprung on me was a U-turn.
After about 25 minutes of driving, we were back at the station and I was trying to get my hand to stop shaking enough that I could sign the card that will be made into my license. I signed the first one in the wrong space, oops!
But it’s done. I’ve succeeded in passing the Danish driving test and converting my US driver’s license to a Danish driver’s license—and I never have to think about it again!!!
I’m having a hard time coming down from the stress wave that I’ve been on since getting the test letter. I’ve taken tomorrow off from work to hopefully sleep late and do only what pleases me :)
Fran says
Congratulations you deserve it!!! No more wet, cold bike rides. Enjoy your freedom xxx
Tamika says
Woot! Congratulations!!! You have worked hard for this moment. Take it in a celebrate!!!
Debbie says
Woo hoo! Oh Sage, I am soooo happy for you! You did it girl! Relax now, enjoy your day and your extra day off and have some fun….and you can drive to the fun if you want! Congratulations, I knew you could do it.
Jenn says
Congrats! Never any doubt that you would be anything short of fabulous!
janice says
Congratulations Sage! You once again proved you can do anything you set your mind to! Enjoy Audrey II
Lisa says
Well I’m glad that’s over with, Sage – but, they make you learn the strangest things, don’t they?
smilingsurfer says
Congratulations, Sage, I’m so happy for you!
Anonymous says
Congratulations, Sage! You are one of the bravest people I know. Well done!!
-Michele
Avril/Dutchie says
Just read this!
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!
WTG on getting your Danish License. It’s also very hard to pass here in Holland.
Now you can get out and about without getting wet in the rain.
Enjoy!!!
Sage says
Thanks, everyone!
Looking back, I can’t believe I did it, I actually did it! What a horrible experience!
Yesterday, I drove Audrey II to the store in the rain, bought 10 kg. of cat food, and 30 glass bottles of Coke… easy peasy!
Life is so much easier with a car :)
~ Sage