I packed up Opie (my big ginger cat) and left my simple life in Connecticut to move to a small city in Denmark.
I bought an old apartment, painted the walls crazy colors, hung chandeliers in unorthodox places and filled it with cool vintage stuff.
Living in Denmark was worse than I'd expected so I traveled every chance I got. Then I joined an online dating site and met Robert, my sexy Englishman.
He brought me to Lake Como and asked me to be his wife, so I sold my fabulous vintage apartment and moved to his modern, white, functionalist apartment in the happiest city in the world... Aarhus, Denmark.
Before long, we eloped to Gibraltar and I became his Yoko Ono!
Since then, my life has gotten a lot less simple and a lot more glamorous...
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